Bibor: AJ: So the fans come running.... And we want to turn left down
the street...
*Brian and Kevin listen intently*
Howie: Let's be glad this is just
a drill, folks!
Nick: *is smugly thinking to himself*
Yes I know... It's *me* they all
want.
Purpura: Here the boys are all looking tough and there's a teddy bear
on Howie's shirt
MauTim: Kevin: Aren't we too old for this shit?
AJ: No Dawg! We
back!
Howie: Dat's right
cuz *Sings* Backstreet's
Nick: Back, all right!
*Laughs* I just sang that song again and this time, it's true! Before it
was just like "We're back? Where did we go?" *laughs hysterically*
Brian: Oh Lord, they
didn't just sing that again, did they? Oh God, did I just take the Lord's
name in vain? Shit! I mean
shoot!"
Gigesdi: Where's Kevin? *stands on tip toes and cranes neck* Oh there
he is...waaaaaaaaaaaay in the back.
Bibor: Nick: Hey Brian, what're they still doin' here?
Brian: *to the audience* I'm sorry, this
is a private poker game.
Purpura: No wonder Kevin left... look at that massive room around Nick and
he's shoved between A.J. and Howie and has to lean forward to be in the
picture... END THE KEVIN
CONSPIRACY
MauTim: Shit, it looks like I stumbled in on the boys latest round of strip
poker... darnnit!!!! *bites lip and winks at Kevin, holding my fingers up
like a phone and mouths "Call me" to
AJ*
Gigesdi: Howie is trying to look at Brian's cards using the camera
lens!
Bibor: Brian: Baylee... This is how you attract the ladies... They like the
weird ones... (*secretly thinking of Nick's
strangeness*)
Purpura: Brian: DUUUDE! already making kissy faces at
fans.
Brian: "Always wear panties or God will smite you.... crap.... am I wearing
panties today? Oh lord, please forgive
me...."
Gigesdi: *smacks Brian's nose* Do not bite your
son!
Bibor: Okay... I think this picture is too hot to make fun of... When they
had the contest for picking the layout of backstreetboys.com, I picked this
one. It's just dang good
looking!
Purpura: What the FUCK are Brian and A.J.'s pants made out of... it
looks like material for a couch... *looks towards Mautim* Oh shit I said
Fuck, she's gonna smite me.
Mautim: I'm sorry, you can't call yourself boys when you look damn hot and
bad ass! *Drolls over Kevin then suddenly gets sidetracked by Brian's goofy
hat* Who the hell dressed you today,
grandpa?
Gigesdi: *runs over, rubs herself agaisnt AJ*
Bibor: Howie: I don't think I'll be able to learn these pirouettes
in time for the concert!
Brian: MAN GOING DOWN!!!! AJ, I'll
take you with me!!
And seconds later... the dust settles
and the makeshift dance floor has collapsed on the
ground....
Purpura: Lookie, Tank Ass in
traning.
Mautim: Admitedly shocked that Kevin's in a picture laughing and having
fun, probably singing "Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies, ashes,
ashes, we all fall down!" in perfect harmony *much love to the bass
line*
Gigesdi: Didn't anyone tell them they're suppose to JUMP not RUN on
a trampoline?
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