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The Boys Gangster Names: Okay, I(Mautim) was sitting at my friend's house watching tv when a commercial came on for insurance or something, and the only thing you hear is the boys' singing "The perfect Fan." I made some comment towards the end of the commercial about "The backstreet boys sing that" and I got a crazy "What the fuck are you on" look from her because it was a school choir singing it at the end. I then went on with my infinite knowledge of the bsb and which cd it was, who wrote it, and for who, and what did I get in return? another "What are you smoking" look. *sighs* it sucks knowing everything.... WHO THE FUCK THANKS THEIR CAT ON THEIR ALBUM????? Aaron is starting to act more and more like Nick, I swear... Jesus, thanking his cat.... *sighs* what has this world come to that they have to thank their cat? *grumbles* Mautim and Purpura were on the phone and bored so they started to play six degrees of seperation: Their challenge; to connect LeighAnne to Kristin without using their husbands or another Backstreet Boy Memeber. Here are their results:
From Spin City: Caitlin - "I'm so excited
the president is coming." *yanno what? if you bought or somehow owned nick's ass then girls would have to say that they love YOUR ass... which isn't really your own ass but its yours so what do you do?" *"I have done nothing wrong, I truly believe my celebrity motivated the officer to arrest me." The officer "said my name aloud during the incident. I am certain that after a full investigation of the facts my name will be cleared" -- Nick Carter in a statement released late Thursday through publicist Courtney Barnes. hmmm yeah im sure Officer police guy woke up in the morning and thought "hey today I'll arrest me a Backstreet Boy!" I think they should give the Nick-Ass-Worthy Award each year to a male with an incredible nice ass. See it would be called a Nick ass cus well Nick just has the finest ass so that's why the Award should be called the Nick-Ass-Worthy Award. I mean who wants to see best cinematography on a viedo award?! Come on give me something NICE... I would like to nominate a certain boy from my school cus gosh when he dances meregue wow you just got to see him shaking that ass....Of coarse the first ever Nick-Ass-Worthy Award should be give to the worthies of all asses which has to be Nick's. Anyone who has their tongue pierced should get a custom tongue stud that says BSB on it. That way they can say that they suck BSB balls. Murasaki and Purpura went to the mall in their town, of course B&B was playing in the car. They happened to turn it off during Shining Star. They walked in and the first store they passed was blasting none other then Shining Star. Coincidence? They also have this kind of weird stuff happening at the grocery store as well. While they were buying their groceries, IWITW played over the speakers. Nick was very polite as he checked us out (the cashier's name was Nick for those of you who got confused) and Purpura's A.J. keychain got caught in her basket so that they didn't leave until IWITW was over. It's the twilight zone with them around. Hey we warned you with the title of the page, it's stupid ass shit.
Morat: do you think Nick would ever tattoo his
ass?
I wanna be Leighanne
Littrell... the damn bitch has everything! A ring the size of saturn, a guy
that every girl dreams about (even if he's not your favorite, I gaurentee
you've dreamed about him) recognition wherever she goes, a movie in the works,
a killer wardrobe, a rat dog (I said she had everything, I didn't say everything
she had was cool), either a sweet car to drive, or a limo driver, maybe
both....
The Boys Hobbit Names
Jacinta: have you checked
out the sexually pictures?
The boys' Metal Gear Names: Wouldn't it be cool to be in a band called Nick's Pants. Then when someone asks you what band you are in you can say "I'm in Nick's Pants"
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Leighanne to Jonathan
Taylor Thomas in Wild America --- JTT to Brad Renfro in Tom and Huck ---
Brad Renfro to Tommy Lee Jones in The Client --- Tommy Lee Jones to Ashley
Judd in Double Jeporady --- Ashley Judd to Sandra Bullock in The Divine Secrets
of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood --- Sandra Bullock to Tate Donovon in Love Potion
#9 --- Tate Donovon to Jennifer Anisten in Friends --- Jennifer Anisten to
Kristin Willits in Rockstar. [Purpura has only seen previews of
Rockstar]
Leighanne to Devon Sawa in Wild America --- Devon
Sawa to Ali Larter in Final Destination --- Ali Larter to Will Farrell
in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back --- Will Farrell to Adam Sandler on SNL
--- Adam Sandler to Jeff Piston (the ass guy that Drew Barrymoore's character
was going to marry) in The Wedding Singer --- Jeff Piston to Kristin
Willits in Rockstar.