We're So Quotable
Okay so everyone has BSB quotes, so we decided to post our stupid nut ass comments we make in our late night dissucssions that absolutely have no relevance to real life we just thought we would show you how stupid we can be.

THAT should be how you get into Purple lipstick... you steal a chunk of grass for all of us -Mautim

Suppodsely some theme park was gonna build a bsb ride. So then we could all say "we rode BSB"-Morat
And if we ride it more than once from day to night, we could say "We rode BSB long and hard into the night" -MauTim

"Can Nick pimp with a margarita?"- Roxo

"Nick has big ugly Pacific wharts"- Roxo

"She has to cut out your head for me and such"- Purpura

"Umm imagine Kevin trying to stick his toes on his nostrils, wouldn't it be the funniest thing ever?"- Jacinta

"There is a 70% chance of dying during death"- Roxo (she meant to say of dying during sex)

"Kevin pregnant, his feet all big, rubbing his back, whinning like Nick and eating pickles with chocolate"- Morat

"Where do you buy a penis?"- Roxo
"You can't buy a penis because I already took Nick's"- Roxo (answering her own question)
"So Nick's is the only penis in the world?"-Morat
"Yep"- Roxo

"you don't get to not fake stuff with Nick when I'm suffering at school" - Roxo

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