Look bri, this is how you molest a teddy bear.
10 minutes later...
*brian after he got some teddy love*
and when AJ found out what he was doing...
"Hey bro I can understand Nick, but you Bri? Woah"
"AJ? whatcha talkin' about? We can't be doing nothing wrong!"
"Look at my face. is that the face of a teddy molestor? I think not!"
"HAHAHA! what a funny face..."
"Okay I give up! I admit it! it was wrong to touch
him like that... but he was so furry and soft..."
"I'm sorry for being such a bad boy Leighanne. Here spank the behind
you never thought I had!"
"It's okay Bri, me and Kevin will cleanse your soul of sin!"
REPORTER: AJ McLean... what do you have to say
about rumors of your bandmate inapporiately touching a teddy
bear?
"NO COMMENT!"
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