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didn't know
you can sing
until 1999 in spring
when in my heart we had a fling
called you by your nickname turtle
loved your eyes, green as myrtle
damn, you looked fertile
so you're dating the heir of hilton
with a face is cute as a button
and those panties made of cotton
who's quite a toxic delight.
but in the light is she bright?
can she do you right?
there was a guy named Howard
though over Nick he never towered
don't mistake him for a coward.
music he always devoured
put on woman's pants after he showered
high notes can then be overpowered
your eyes, you won't display
your sexiness, i can't convey
everyday i thought of you in may
and even though its a cliche
i love the way you sway
and the the way you play
but when youre old, hey
you might need a toupee
this boy, he grew up as peter pan
until he caught the attention of a Anne
with her, he grew into a man
even started his own clan
nearly had a retirement plan
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©: Purple Lipstick, 2004
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