You Be The Judge
(This is only a pretend court case so it does not follow all the proper procedure and in no way does it reflect the actual views of the Lipstick members. Some of the things Purpura will say may be mean and harsh, but it is all for fun and to defend her clients.)

This color is basically the actions the Judge (you guys) would be doing

Hello Everyone this is Morado Lipstick reporting for Could You Do Me Right. Today we are in the Could You Do Me Right courtroom where today's proceedings are about to begin.  The courts have been handed yet another case that involves a boy band dispute.  Today's case involves those ever so cute Backstreet Boys against well against each other folks.  That's right, Kevin and Howie of the Backstreet Boys are suing Brian, A.J. and Nick their fellow boys, for singing rights.  For the prosecution (Kevin and Howie) is Murasaki Lipstick ....and for the defense is Purpura Lipstick.  This should be interesting folks.  It's starting now.

All rise the honorable <insert your name here> presiding.

Okay let's get started.  Prosecution, your opening statements?

Thank you your honor.  I am here today to bring justice to my clients.  They feel as though they are being treated unfairly by the other members of the group.  They think that it is time for the others to stop oppressing them and allow them to sing.  Through the evidence I will show you I will prove that without a doubt my clients are being treated unfairly and should be allowed to let their vocal chords be heard.

Defense?

Thank you your honor.  Can my clients help it if their bandmates are whiny bastards who can't be happy with just being in the group, but now they have to sing to?  Everyone knows that my clients are the popular ones so why should they let the other two sing? During this trial I will prove that my clients are being kind in keeping the other two in the group and that their lawsuit to sing is frivolous and just plain stupid.

Okay, thank you Defense.  Prosecution, your first witness?

I would like to call to the stand Mr. Kevin Richardson.

Takes the stand

Please raise your right hand and place your left on this copy of Rolling Stone. **does what she says**. Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God? I ..do.  

Kevin you are the oldest of the group right?

Yes

In your own words, tell the court what makes you think the other three boys are oppressing you and Howie.

Well....you....see....there.....are....many.....factors....in...this...case.....that....prove....that .....A.J.....Brian....and...Nick .....are oppressing....Howie .....and .....myself....and ....not ....letting ....us....sing.....and....are...being ....oppressive....towards....us.....

Your honor I object...if you continue to let him speak this case will take years to complete.

**moves up to whisper to you**; you know she has a point.  

Do You Listen to Kevin ?                         or                              Do you make him shut up?

You Don't want to be judge....back out of this case quick

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