Bibor: Rule #1... No more corny song titles...
MauTim: Why?
Bibor: Because.... How many stories must there be called "Heart Without A
Home"? Then the story just becomes corny.
MauTim: Ummmm, Bibor, I write corny song titles as titles....
MauTim: So does Purpura (even if people don't know the song...)
MauTim: Does that mean we're bad fan fic writers?
Bibor: Well, write good plots, not corny ones! A story can have a corny title
as long as it doesn't influence the plot in its corniness.
MauTim: Well, I'd say my plots are good, but Purpura's... well.... *ducks
and hides from the wrath of Purpura*
MauTim: Just kidding....
MauTim: OK, Rule #2....
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, EDIT YOUR STORY!!!!!
MauTim: And I don't mean asking your 2ND grade sister to edit! OR yourself
because you wrote the damn thing
Bibor: Hey, I edit most of my stuff.
Bibor: You'll only catch minor mistakes.
MauTim: But do you eventually ask a friend to catch the rest?
Bibor: When I'm finished writing the story, then I get someone to edit
everything. Plot holes, spelling... Etc.
MauTim: See? You have an editor....
Bibor: Yeah, but it gets posted before it's edited entirely.
MauTim: Plus anytime you write for The Power of Cheese, Purpura automatically
edits it. So we have an editor, we're
safe (Actually
I don't - Says Purpura while formatting the rules)
MauTim: Is there a Rule
#3? Or do 2 cover it? *Bites fingernails, thinking*
Bibor: Rule #3! No more TRASH!
Bibor: *nod*
MauTim: What the hell is trash, Bibor?
Bibor: TRASH being... TRendy Ass SHit.
Bibor: *nod*
MauTim: Define trendy cuz I like to be trendy.....
Bibor: TRendy Ass SHit means.... No more stories set in Orlando!
MauTim: Do any of them even live in O-town anymore? See? I said O-town, I
was being trendy
Bibor: No.
Bibor: Oh! Howie!
MauTim: Pfffft, who cares about Howie? He has like 2 fans, and they're both
on our page
Bibor: Trendy means.... No more stories where Nick dies from nonexistent
diseases! No more vampires! And so on and so forth.
MauTim: Purpura has a vampire story....And I like killing Nick.....
Bibor: Well, stop already! Yeesh.
MauTim: Are you taking away our fan fic license?
Bibor: Yes.
(My license is
irrevokable, sorry to burst your bubble Bibor - Purpura interjects
again.)
MauTim: Rule #4 Bibor is not allowed to write
anymore fan fics
Bibor: And why not?!?!?!!?!
MauTim: Cuz you just took away mine and Purpura's license, so you can't write
anymore either!
Bibor: People without licenses can't take away licenses.... It's like how
people who don't do something can't make fun of it.
MauTim: I didn't take away your license, I just made a rule
Bibor: The rule you made would give you my license.... So it's minute.
MauTim: *Huffs* Can I have my license back then?
Bibor: No... I had my license when I took yours away. Quite legal.
MauTim: Well I need my license to help write more rules....
Bibor: Fine... I'll give you a rule-abiding temporary license....
MauTim: How can I get my license back totally? Purpura'll be mad if she has
to finish all my stories....
Bibor: Well I took hers away also, so only I can finish all your stories.
MauTim: Oh so you'll finish all our stories?
Bibor: No...You're just on probation... You know, like when you get arrested
and don't go to jail... Like that.
MauTim: Oh, so depending on future stories I can earn it back as long as
I follow the rules?
Bibor: Yes!
Bibor: Rule #4!
MauTim: OK, Rule #4, No corny magic stories
Bibor: Magic.....
MauTim: *nods* like witches and stuff
Bibor: Is that a PuraPura jab? Or is that directed towards me?
MauTim: I'm just after your license now
Bibor: Too bad I don't write about witches. But PuraPura wrote a story with
a witch in it!
MauTim: And Purpura's already been revoked.... Oh well, there are still other
magic stories out there....
Bibor: So witches are magic? Cool, I'm safe!|
MauTim: And spells and stuff
Bibor: Mmmmmmm..... Nope. I don't.
MauTim: What kind of magic do you write?
Bibor: You'll fail at revoking my license because you don't know what I
write.
MauTim: Well Purpura hasn't posted any of your stories yet!
Bibor: They are out there!
MauTim: Well I'll read them some day....
Bibor: No you won't......
MauTim: OK, Miss Smarty Pants, how about #5
Bibor: Rule #5! Please, please include Howie.
MauTim: Who's Howie?
Bibor: Howard Dorough! Show him some love!
MauTim: Oh, you mean the other guy who's always in the picture with the 4
Backstreet Boys?
Bibor: Right, the stand in!
MauTim: Since when do stand ins have fans?
Bibor: Well, if he's a cool stand in............
MauTim: Fine, fine, writers must include... what was his name again?
Bibor: Howie.
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